The Hacker Who Released YOUR Capital One Data.

Thanks, lady. You really struck a blow against "the man."

And, by "the man," I mean you and me. And Ted. And probably a few other people you know.

She worked for Amazon, and hacked into the Amazon servers where Capital One was storing all of your data.

The breach wasn't Capital One's fault, but the company is likely already the focus of a multi-million dollar class action suit, which will net the actual victims nearly nothing...but the lawyers get rich, and I think we can all feel better about that.

Back to our hacker...She is just another jerk, throwing the rest of us under the bus.

Maybe if we all just permanently attached ourselves to the exhaust pipes, jackwagons like this would leave us the Hell alone.

Not likely, of course, but it's a nice thought.

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